Darconville sent me a band suggestion. That was over 3 weeks ago, to be brutally honest. He must think me an ungrateful prick by now, or a lazy asshole. Yes, I’m a prick, and an asshole too. However, in this case the reason for not posting his suggestion sooner wasn’t because I’m ungrateful or lazy. It’s because I’ve got an inbox that’s flooding with band suggestions and review requests and I’m trying to work my way through them based on a first-in first-out principle.
I love getting suggestions and discovering so much new stuff, but you guys will have to excuse me for taking a while to treat it all. Perhaps a good time to let you know that if you’d like to write stuff for us, about pretty much anything – excepting pink fuckin’ ponies and a few other things – we’d be extremely happy to receive your piece. If it’s anywhere near the general daily bread and butter of this site, we’ll put it up! If you want to do reviews, that’s also very fuckin’ welcome!
Big sigh, followed by an “anyway”, what did the dude suggest? He suggested some Russian Brutal Death Metal, from a band named Scrambled Defuncts. It’s not only Brutal though, also highly Technical and Symphonic. Or, as Darconville put it himself, “Think Fleshgod Apocalypse with tighter musicianship, brutality infused with a legitimate classical component”. That’s about as accurate as you can put it, really.