The Black Satans
I just ran across a video of these guys on YouTube and had to share. This shit made me laugh my ass off. I love Black Metal as much or more than the next guy, depending on who that guy is, but you have to appreciate good comedy even at the expense of things you like. And hell, the music itself is pretty decent.
I’m just goin’ to copy and paste their MySpace bio for you: “The band called The Black Satans was born in the summer of 2005 when Klitors, Heijargh and Naamos were on a cruise ship. The guys got a glorious drunken idea to form a true Norwegian black metal band. Years went by, and the band hardly progressed at all. Later Masturbørg joined the band because of pity and he became the singing and dancing vocalist of The Black Satans. Still very little was done to advance the band. Then, in the late 2008 the Black Satans sold their souls to Timo Tolkki in order to get this piece of shit done. This is true Norwegian black metal from Finland. The Black Satans.”
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I’ll just present you with these in the order that I found them myself. First we have The Mutilation of Christ. A nifty little black and white video set in some ruins and woods with plenty of smiles, and flames too! Definitely the happiest Black Metal video ever.
Next up is The Satanic Darkness. Again, I’m goin’ to give you their MySpace description: “This latest music video made by The Black Satans was shot in the mountains of wintery Norway during the darkest time of the year, except that it was in Finland and in midsummer. Nevertheless this is the evilest and blackest black metal music video ever made by The Black Satans.”
Our final offering is The Satan of Hell. Set in the snowy woods it features tiki torch headbanging, snowballs, tree humping and evil peek-a-boo. Not to mention the choreographed dance at around the 1:55 mark. That’s what I call TRVE KVLT!
I hope you had as much fun with those as I did. To keep an eye on The Black Satans here’s their MySpace and these all came from this YouTube channel.
Tags: black, Finnish, Fuckin' Fun!
Posted on July 11th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
From Finland…. why am i not surprised
Posted on July 11th, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Probably ’cause they’re nuts!
Posted on May 26th, 2012 at 8:49 am
they are crazy
Posted on March 20th, 2013 at 7:38 pm
Well actually Hansel. I don’t know what peasant farming village schooling system you went to. But clearly Geography was a subject not readily available to your deselute sess pit of an excuse for an education centre approved by any competant government authority. Maybe you should play memory card games with national flags in order to improve your knowledge in such countries deseried national crest and choice of colors. You probably already feel humiliated beyond belief. Such could be expected even by the most oblivious of organism’s souls. If you do get over your deserved embarassment, your brief studies on the internet will have you find Finland is a white flag with a blue cross. Note white. Don’t note blue cross, we don’t need to confuse things. Next you will come to realize the Norwegian Flag. Note red. You will now also note blue cross and a white cross to. One could perhaps forgive an imbecile for thinking the Norwegian Flag was Finnish. They are so close together. I don’t even know what the odds are for that. So not from Finland, you apparently aren’t surprised. Well now that you know its Norway are you surprised? You fucking period infused cunt stain.
Posted on April 8th, 2013 at 10:18 am
Rob Rob Rob. Why so much anger?
Just because they wave around Norwegian flag doesn’t mean they are from Norway.
Fun fact, on their myspace is mentioned location FI, and also the link to their youtube channel, also mentions Finland. Not to forget that all the text on this groups Youtube channel is in Finnish, they have other videos that show locations in Finland and for Norwegians they speak pretty good Finnish.
Not perfect, since it’s Turku-dialect, but pretty good.